Adin Ross panic-sold his Ethereum at $2,300 right before it ripped to $4,500, and Daryus spends a full segment roasting him for torching a $10 million bag. Elsewhere: Keith defends day trading via a cursed jolly-rancher-fish-jar metaphor, the guys sweat their live $2.81 XRP bet, break down Saudi Arabia's $55B EA Sports takeover, put Elvis on trial, and investigate whether Playboi Carti is literally a vampire.