Happy Valentine's Day, but more importantly, HAPPY MADONNA DAY! This movie has everything you could possibly want in a film. A bored suburban housewife? Check. Sequined dresses and giant tutus? Check. Birds? Check. Magicians? Check. The mob? Check. The Queen of Pop herself, Madonna?! CHECK! Will one of us fall madly in love with 1985 Madonna by the end of the episode? Spoiler - yes, and it's Jillian.

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