It’s a special Valentine’s Day episode where none of our hosts are in the same place and Kevin tricks Jaimie into saying ‘I love you’ on the air! Be our pal-entine!

This one is about 2 things: Gary being the bestest, most dependable friend on the planet, and everyone else ruining everything. Rome’s dad and brother ruin dinner, Delilah ruins Danny’s first date, cancer ruins a bunch of stuff, Katherine’s butt ruins a table, and everybody chips in to ruin Maggie’s bucket list trip to Plymouth Rock. Luckily, Gary un-ruins our night with a pretty classic fart joke. That’s why he’s the rock!

It’s a mostly mystery-free episode, but we do read a VERY good listener conspiracy theory. Let us know your predictions, comments, questions, or concerns at [email protected] - only 2 episodes left in season 1! Twitter @AMillionPodcast, Instagram @AMillionLittlePodcast