15: What happened at Midian?
 // Numbers 31–36 

In this episode, Kiernan and Laura try their real fuckind darndest to bring good vibes and healthy critical discussion into the end of the book of Numbers, where God asks Moses to do a genocide.

In This episode:

• Laura and Kiernan discuss the Salads that don't contain salad
• Use mayo instead of Butter on a Grilled Cheese, thank us later 
• The Israelites are fraternizing with the Midianites
• God is mad at them for that
• God tells Moses to kill all the Midianites
• The Israelites kill most of the Midianites but leave some women and children alive
• God is pissed because he said to kill ALL of them
• Moses divvies up millions of animals/slaves amongst the warriors and Israelites
• Reuben and Gad fail to communicate with Moses but then they figure it out   
• Moses outlines Refuge Cities where you can hide if you accidentally kill someone
• but the Avenger of Blood is gonna come try and get ya if you leave
• Kiernan and Laura talk candidly about what was successful in our church community growing up 
• The Israelites are ready to go raid Canaan and take the land
• But first, some speeches