This week on Late For Changeover, the VA swears it’s not $15 billion in the hole—turns out someone can actually read a spreadsheet. Meanwhile, a VA employee leaves a spicy voicemail for a veteran that kicks off an investigation faster than a barracks inspection on payday. Over in Defense Department drama: Boeing bills the Air Force $150K for soap dispensers, which raises the obvious question—was the soap made of moon rocks?

Then we break down the alleged mid-air elbow drop from a CENTCOM commander to an unsuspecting airman (no word yet on if it was a tactical shove), and the Air Force Academy gets pranked by West Point—because inter-service trolling is eternal. We also test our commander-in-chief knowledge in a Presidents + Military quiz (spoiler: we make Lincoln proud), and rewind to 1777 when the Articles of Confederation got slapped together like a first-draft op order. It’s bureaucracy, brawls, budget blunders, and News for Vets—served with irreverence and just enough accuracy to get flagged by your old squad leader.