Wherein I make the claim that The Blue Origin all ladies rocket ship ride was not an ode to feminism, but rather, a grand phallic celebration of the Patriarchy from which humanity will forever benefit.

The Patriarchy & Matriarchy, Ideally, work in partnership.

For babies.

I focus too much on Katy Perry because she reminds me of my own offspring, who reminds me of me.

It’s always about me.

No refunds.