The Vibe: Unprofessional, whiskey-fueled, and 100% sleep-deprived.The Drink: Maker’s Mark Private Selection (Ader Liquor Barrel Pick).

The Hiatus: A month off because someone had a baby. The consensus: Being a new dad at 41 is exhausting, and "sleeps like a baby" is a lie designed to make you fail.

Midwives & "The Catch"

• The Birth: A rain-soaked 2:30 AM dash to a locked birthing center in Fort Worth.

• The Technique: Host claims delivering a baby is basically like "pulling a cow"—just don't drop the kid, because they’re "slippery as f***."

• The Snack: A casual debate on the benefits of eating encapsulated placenta. (Verdict: No aftertaste).

  
  

  Space Logic & "The Slingshot"

  • The Artemis Mission: Why spend tax dollars to "slingshot" around the moon for fuel efficiency?

  • The Bro-Science: "Just hit the booster a couple times." If there's no resistance in space, why all the extra math?

    
    

    The "No-Context" Fact Check

    • Sunny Side Up: Babies are supposed to look at the "exit," not the sun.

    • 60 is 35: This is a lie told by 40-year-olds to sleep better at night.

    • Cocaine: Not recommended, even if it makes you feel "in control."