Ben and Zane were in a bind. They had to raise a lot of money to fix their

microphone’s audio quality, which for some reason kept getting translated

into a brooklyn accent. But the only jobs available were all related to an

obscure card game with really flimsy rules and blatantly injected

melodrama. It was only by wearing ridiculously stiff costumes that they

were able to get the creator to listen to their plight. It sure was lucky

that he had such an investment in children’s cartoons. This must be what

they call the heart of the cartoons, kaiba-boy.