Brad makes fists with his toes, Metallicloaca, pigeon standard units of measurements, reeting the tweads, and a piece of paper determining the outcome of a sporting event.

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Glowing Auras and 'Black Money': The Pentagon's Mysterious U.F.O. Program

Gene Steratore: Index card reaffirmed first down on Sunday night

A folded piece of paper gave the Cowboys a critical 1st down (no, really)