After adding a couple of new faces to the crew, they all set off on their first shopping trip together. If only it either began or ended that simply. Linda finds his package, Sword Lad takes the bus, Les makes a trade, and Perseus stops to smell the flowers, in this episode of The Rolled Standard. 

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The Rolled Standard is:

Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver

Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus

Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate

Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Walton Wood as Randy “Sword Lad” Jackson the High-Octane Daredevil @LiberLudorum

Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert.

Cover art by Cannibal Chris with assets by Infinite-Humor.

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision.

This episode features:

Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod 

Incitement to Riot by Ross Hollander.

The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy.

High-Octane Daredevil by Hastur Udjat

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