In this week's Chubstep Pat and Jahred becoming a beard guy, avoiding people in public, the best use of power as an uncle, a drinking volleyball tournament, a jockey not knowing what horse they're on, consequences of being born in a Chick-Fil-A bathroom, listener email/dms including wiping while standing, chocolate milk foundations in B!7C# What, 'Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom' in the 'Jeff Goldblum Movie Review', a baseball game for millennials, a motorcycle nun helping AIDS in 'Tanzania News', and Alexa vs Siri