The guys open with the dulcet tones of Terry Bradshaw and close with a lament for the upcoming loss of Michael Jackson's catalog. In between, they talk about Jussie Smollett, Robert Kraft, Theranos, Brody Stevens, Pen15, Russian Doll, The Sopranos, Heads or Cocktails, gerbils and guinea pigs, the village at the Special Olympics, MAGA hats, top hats, and R. Kelly. Jon revisits whether or not he is offendable, and TJ makes Jon lose it.