Christopher builds a halfpipeEminent Domain leaves a young Christopher with an endless playgroundChristopher becomes the skate ramp guyFlash is Dead! Long live HTML!Here's your bag, now get out of my houseCheap bastards reusing gift bagsReusing the tissue"If you want to complain about the gift I just gave you, please, go ahead. That just means I won't need to get you one next year."Belligerently reusing gift bags"I don't get these reality shows."Forged in Fire"And Mrs. Howell."Ginger or Mary Ann? (Mary Ann, obviously)Beautiful women from the 60s dyingA small disagreement over That '70s ShowMary Ann all day longKnives OutPhotoShop 0.07Sean Connery - a beautiful manBarry Nelson - The first James Bond12 year-old girl sues TikTokLying to get your kids onlineOmega Man (another minor disagreement) and LegendSoylent Green"I'm not gorgeous like Will Smith."Revisiting Copyright and PatentsDon't ask about Mickey's Copyright, they will find you"You were right, I meant I was right.""I don't get chutney."Christopher wants to watch cowboy movies, but Midnight Cowboy and Brokeback Mountain don't really fit the bill