The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

1st. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

2nd. Make her jealous

3rd. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

4th. Don’t play by her rules

5th. Adhere to the golden ratio

6th. Keep her guessing

7th. Always keep two in the kitty

8th. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

9th. Connect with her emotions

10th. Ignore her beauty

11th. Be irrationally self-confident

12th. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses

13th. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little

14th. Fuck her good

15th. Maintain your state control

16th. Never be afraid to lose her