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This episode is sponsored by chaos, Moscow Mules, and financially reckless decisions. We're talking TikTok Shop regrets, influencer obsessions, and how Afterpay is ruining lives one click at a time.
Also on the docket: grey hair panic, fake cowgirl call-outs, Kylie & Timmy takes, and a full-blown ABBA meltdown. We survived on burnt toast and bacon, and honestly? It shows.