Well, it's Valentine's Day. Some of you might even think that's a good thing. But if you're planning to buy a card for that special someone, you might want to listen to this episode first. This week we rewrite the greeting card industry to shake up office protocol, tell the world the way we really feel, and somehow also demonstrate a whopping ignorance of basic economic principles.

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A special thanks this week to the United States Postal Service.