The tragic and beautiful tale of one powerful primate that strived to become more than just a monkey. I guess in a lot of ways he was an ex-monkey. Sometimes we have to cast off our old selves to be born anew in a tank of amniotic fluid. Don't believe me? Read the blueprints. They aren't always blue in real life, though. Don't let that freak you out.

Sincerely,

Laboratory Man