It’s 2017, and the first roll of the roulette has led Liz and Evan to QUEEN OF THE DAMNED, an unfortunate mashup of Anne Rice’s classic vampires and early 2000s pop culture. Join them as they get lost in the egregious and lumbering plot, mourn the disappointing lack of Aaliyah as the titular Queen in her final film role, and dive deep into Liz’s strongly-held belief that “vampires are boring.” 

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