The nation is at a crossroads. Social media giants are falling, billionaires are collapsing into themselves, and we are on the brink of a profoundly troubling election. It's clear what we need to do. Now, more than ever, we need to stop listening to rock music and get clean from heroine before it leads to something worse like marijuana. Don't misunderstand - Dan and Ryan like a really good "get down" beat as much as anyone. But do you even realize how many rock songs talk about sex? Of course, we can't force you to smash your rock records. But don't let yourself be fooled by the satanic anthems of Billy Joel or the hellish screams of the Captain and Tennille. IT'S YOUR DECISION. The boys are joined by good friend and hilarious Baltimore comedian John Nagle. It's his decision too. (But mostly yours.)