In which the gals talk about the dirty, cracked-spined books they sneak-read as tweens and teens and the bad ideas they got about sex as a result. Also discussed: hipster pistachios, cancelled celebs, and whether or not vampires need lube. The gals' collective ADHD is in full effect as usual.

MATURE CONTENT WARNING: We get a little bluer than usual in this episode. Maybe a lot depending on your threshold.

MISOPHONIA WARNING: The gals were hangry while recording. You've been warned.

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