Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy.  I just want to say that the mall is where men’s hairstyles go to die. Over a decade ago I made the mistake of getting a haircut at the mall and I've suffered the trauma ever since. Only now do I feel comfortable telling my story. My hope is that others can learn from my experience and avoid the tragedy that befell me. Enjoy!