As a plane experiences turbulence, one passenger lays out five reasons why we’ll never be dead. This episode is performed by London Grammar’s Dot Major. 

Dot Major is a multi award-winning musician best known for being one third of the band London Grammar, whose albums have been number one in the UK charts and across the world. Dot has also just embarked on a solo career in electronic music.

Philosophy - Comedy - Life and Death   

Why You’ll Never Be Dead is an original short story by Doe Wilmann 

If you’d like to read the script of this episode go to meaninglessproblems.com and sign up to my monthly newsletter. You can also email me via the contact form. I’d love to hear your thoughts on the podcast. 

You might enjoy this episode if you like:

Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlives by David Eagleman 

A History of the World in Ten and a Half Chapters by Julian Barnes

The ‘Theories of Everything with Curt Jaimungal’ podcast

Sam Harris’ ‘Making Sense’ podcast 

‘The Panpsycast Philosophy Podcast’

London Grammar 

The WeCroak app 

Non Duality 

Alan Watts

Fiction that makes you think 

Philosophical fiction 

The afterlife

Contemplating the meaning of life 

Any form of philosophical enquiry 

Things to consider when listening: 

Do you find any of the narrator’s five reasons compelling? What do you think happens after you die? What if you’re wrong? What’s the highest number of people you can share this podcast with? 

This episode is part of my challenge to write, record and produce a short story every single week for a year. If you’re looking for quality, suspense and intrigue, I’m not making any promises. But if you do like one of these stories please share it with your friends. 

If I complete this challenge and the podcast gets 1,000 subscribers in the process, a group of my friends have agreed to donate a combined £1000 to Alzheimer’s Research UK. 

And if you’re a writer, maybe this will inspire you to take on a similar challenge yourself. In which case, let me know about it via email. doewilmann @ outlook.com

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I also have an Instagram (@meaninglessproblems) and Twitter (@piecesofdoe) account but I can’t promise I’ll use them. 

Website:

Piecesofdoe.com or Meaninglessproblems.com 

Thanks for listening 

Credits:

Thanks to Katie Empett and Ross Hindle for reading early versions of this episode and providing notes. 

Artwork by Katie Empett

Music by Claude Debussy with permission from Pond5. 

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