Kate's leaving Boston after almost a decade and men are just crawling out of the woodwork to offer a "Happy Ending" to her time here, she sees your game here and respectfully declines. Kate & Olivia also discuss how not to be a dick roommate, looking at all your college kids on this one. Also, PSA - whatever your perceive as romantic while a man is inside of you, is probably just a weird fluke in his fuck game. 

Happy September, mofos. Keep it down, Green Day is trying to sleep.