This week Byron and Ivan tackle the tricky subject of identity politics. Who would win: Islam vs Transgender? Plus, Millennial Cuckoos; Transgender Transformers; FBI Spy Exposed; Morgan Freeman #Mee Too; Yoko Ono & Runaway Kim; Nancy Reagan; Oscar Wilde & Rupert Everett, plus Ugg Boots, Meghan Markle & the absorbant power of Chihuahuas.