After some brief technical difficulties, the guys finally get it together enough to produce the quality content that you have come to expect from the Armageddon Afterparty. Rett recounts his recent river trip, and that leads to a discussion of Baptist sex. They guys talk about Open Toad and debate whether or not the hit podcast Heads or Cocktails could ever be held liable for child support. Jon tweets at the President. TJ talks about dick pics. They guys read some listener mail and revisit teaching your children racism. TJ gives a wrestling update, and they discuss Leaving Neverland. And Rett finally erases all doubt that he is in favor of public breastfeeding.