Hello Internet. Yes, yes you there, sitting there in your gamer chair,

sipping some sort of malted beverage. I am Killface. I’m intercepting your

standard banal affair to tell you of your impending doom. Because I have

invented my spin-off killing machine, the Annihilatrix 2.0, and it will…

hmm? Yes? It’s been cancelled? By who? The network? Those charlatans! I’m

going to go right there and… um, well, I’ll scuff them around. I’m trying

to run an empire here!