The United States government is explicitly evil, YouTubers are trying to destroy each other with gummy vitamins, Microsoft and Sony are BFFs, all cell phones no longer take selfies, and Game of Thrones is planning a worse finale than The Big Bang Theory. Just a regular week full of regular news.

We're living in a totally normal world where everything is very cool and great. Anyway, here's a podcast. Enjoy episode 162.

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