We all know how the story ends, but how did it begin, and how did it all culminate in one fateful 30-second explosion? And can I get the Hindenburg radio guy to read all my news stories? Find out this week! In the news: Billy Michell and his Donkey Kong record, X Æ A-12, visiting shy eels, the Portland Naked Bike ride may or may not be happening, and an underwear-clad hero jumps aboard a moving semi to drink wine straight out of the trailer. Enjoy!