We're nearing the finals of the Hallway Sock Sliding Championship, but not everyone is thrilled to be included. This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Michael, I understand the ongoing self-isolation hasn't dimmed your enthusiasm for sock sliding in the hallway. While I appreciate the need for good cardiovascular exercise, as the sole breadwinner in the household, I might ask that you either save the sliding for daytime hours, or use ANY OTHER WALL as a backstop. Failure to change your flight path will result in an abrupt cessation of toaster oven privileges, which, given the condition your cheese-on-a Pop-Tart experiment left it in, are already tenuous. Margaret Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks