What will become of Michael and Margaret? And more importantly, who won the Sock Sliding Championships?! This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret, In case you're wondering why there's no ice for your 5th Martini and Rossi on the rocks this evening, it's because the last of the cubes are on my face. I understand your dislike of my sock sliding, but it was the finals, and I was favored for the win. Sprinkling sugar water on the floor was a low blow. Once the sticky stuff is cleaned up, I'm afraid the season will be extending into triple elongated overtime. Also, we have ants. Michael. Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks