As we all know, obviously, a country like the good ol' US of A would never invade a foreign land purely to gain access to their resources. That would be ludicrous. But if - hypothetically - they DID engage in such practices, which fictional places should the US invade to, uh, "spread freedom and democracy"? Find out which places are to receive some unexpected guests as Tom continues to suck the fuel out of a different planet, Neil creates a militia of time-travelling assassins and Bryony weaponises every door across the Earth.

Meanwhile, Shigeru finally returns to his feet and Flint loses his cool at Cueto’s confession.

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