In this week's Chubstep Pat, Steed and Jahred discuss: Jahred's words of wisdom from 4 years ago, the demise of Pat's favorite football player, a new Bears team, a fantasy football tattoo bet, libra season, being part of the wedding party, an April fools wedding gone wrong, 'ASMR' in the 'Jeff Goldblum Movie Review', Jahred and Steed's own ASMR readings, listener emails including a Christmas with a Chubstep theme, and an interesting description of a businessman in Tanzania News.