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Amy got to wondering: what’s out there in the plant world that looks like something besides your garden variety flower. And she landed on the Naked Man Orchid (of course she did).

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Naked Man Orchid

Image by YasnaNeysa 2021

Hooker’s Lips

image by SVI

(NSFW) Peter’s Pepper: you’re going to have to look that one up yourself

The Angel Orchid

Pinterest

Dancing Girl Impatiens Image Copyright: https://img.rozbuzz.com/img/638c73f0de4c11e8902b4f

Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

image: Bernard Dupont : Wikipedia

Also look for the: Ballerina Orchid, The Happy Alien, Swaddled babies, Flying Duck Orchid, Dove Orchid, White Egret Orchids

Snap Dragon Skulls

image YasnaNeysa 2021

Show Notes:

DerbyTelegraph.co.uk: World’s Rudest Flowers

EarthPorn.com: Flowers that look like something else.

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