On today’s D2D Pod, Greg’s right out of the gate with a jeans’ crisis. With three troops down in one month, and the knees about to blow-out in a fourth, there is a might bit of anxiety.

Jen, on the other hand, is right out of the gate fucking with Greg and his tendencies toward repetition, perseveration, and melodrama. Additionally, the topic of Greg’s thick, “rock hard” thighs becomes further fodder for Jen’s self-amusement and light-hearted Greg-bashing.

Talk also turns to Emmy, the cat, her tendencies toward assholery and the history behind her personality and behavior.

And the booze. It’s all about that booze. Check this out:

Wigle Whiskey is one the most awarded craft distilleries in the U.S., with 6 medals at the American Craft Spirits Association (ASCA) conference in Austin, TX…including gold medals for their malted rye and organic deep-cut rye whiskey. The latter spirit is in Jen’s glass tonight!

Maggie’s Farm takes Best In Class Rum at the ASCA plus a gold medal for the delicious Queen’s Share double-barrel. This spirit is in Greg’s glass tonight!

Both of these distilleries are on Smallman Street in the Strip District of Pittsburgh. If you are near, if you might be near, if you haven’t been, or even if you have been, do yourself a favor and go (or go again) because the people, the cocktails, and the spirits are exceptional.

Today, with wonderful rum and whiskey, we present to you, “Crotch Crisis.”