OMG They Were Teammates!

17: Floor Time is Important


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(September 4, 2022) Four friends - you heard that right, four friends - delve deep into the lore files to bring you the cutest, dorkiest, funniest, and raunchiest stories from the hockey world. 

 

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Avs Stanley Cup shenanigans

  • Alex Newhook: the tournament. The pictures
  • Bo Byram eats French toast out of the Cup. With fake syrup. 
  • Nazem Kadri brings the Cup to the London Mosque
  • NAK gets a Cup tattoo. Including the dent. 
  • The EJ slip ‘n slide
  • Lore

    • Adam Henrique pads of seduction
  • Tyler Seguin steers and queers
  • Bunch mox gate Jamie Benn
  • Taylor Hall breeding material. And now he put a ring on it. 
  • Eddie Lack: tacos. Ketchup on pasta. (Lack and Luongo lore?)
  • Tyler Johnson woman on Jimmy Kimmel
  • Hall, Eberle, and We’re the Millers
  • Hall, Eberle and the saddest game of hangman
  • Chara bondage bed?
  • Landeskog bachelor party. Forehead dildo. 
  • The Brioux boys. Including Christmas card. 
  • Brobeans (related to Tom Wilson’s wedding)
  • Ovi, the early years 
  • The Superior Tkachuk. 
  • US/Canada rivalry marriages
  • Social media

    • Linus Ullmark has competition for Swayman’s hugging affections
  • COVERGIRL(S)! Ducks tweet
  • Sorokin and Romanov go for a softee
  • Sean Monahan is a Hab. Sean MonaHAB. They’re doing Boring Sean Monahan
  • Biosteel camp 
  • Kasperi Kapanen made a feline friend
  • College Game Day in Columbus
  • The Backstreet Boys are polyteamorous like we are. 
  • Matthew Tkachuk HelloFresh
  • Women’s worlds

    • HILARY KNIGHT breaks the record
  • US quarterfinals: Hannah Bilka’s father and the hat saga
  • Morgan Compher, the other Compher
  • We attend games

    Jess follows up on the charity game. A signing!


    Credits

    Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac, and Puff

    Producers: Mac and Steph

    Engineer: Mac

    Music: "Retro" by Wayne Jones

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