Millions in crypto, gone -- because dude trusted a stranger with his bag in a pig butchering scam that got downright medieval. Plus: a "legal gray area" bankruptcy-lawyer trick for dodging credit card debt, a live NQ short flipped for 10x, Western Union picking Solana over XRP (bagholders in shambles), stacking BTC/ETH/XRP with 50% LTV, and a food stamp stats debate gone completely off the rails.