A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY (not that Rachel knows that) SOB pod comes together to celebrate their producer Hannah's birthday with the OG trio of Star Wars. Did Lauren force Rachel to rewatch the trilogy with her? Absolutely. Did they then look up every time the internet has sorted these three characters in order to yell about how wrong the sorting was? YOU BET. Just be aware that we VEHEMENTLY STAND BY THIS SORTING and it is DISGUSTING. Pew pew pew. Unfortunately this is not the droid episode but, y'know. Leia is a pretty boss bitch, and the other two are a himbo and a cocky jackass, so Lucas really came for us all there. We may not be big The Star War people but we do a pretty good job reading these characters, and more importantly, we're hilarious, so ignore calling the movies and the planets by the wrong name, ignore that three major characters in this franchise are for some reason named Ben, just ignore it all and let our amazing dunks on Gryffindors wash over you.