Originally aired January 12th, 2020.

The guys get together for a fun discussion about how to properly wear  pants below your nipples. Loren's curious about if some Americans  sexualize meat sometimes.

Ron, inappropriately and inexplicably, uses  his soundboard to make a sad, strange story.  He then uses his soundboard to help us all make an impromptu News Flash about the duck invasion and some strange fake commercials.

They also find another target for their toxic masculinity and jealousy in a new artist.