Kit, Harper, and fiance of the Pod Wilson are here to deliver some scathing and soul deep tired takes on the movie we love to hate: Transformers (2007). We went on a journey with this one boys. Plus, a brief stop on what we've been watching, reading, and talking about in all things Transformers.

Topics Include: The AO3 Summary of TF07, Kit's Secret Timer, God Michael Bay Why You Gotta Do That to Women?, A Lotta Frenzy Talk, Our Autobot Dream Teams, Harper's Intense Jazz Feelings, IT'S STARSCREAM, Wil is More Advanced in Their Takes Than Both of Us Despite Minimal Transformers Knowledge, Some Post-Movie Guided Discussion, and finally: Our Best and Worst Lines of the Movie.

Oh, and Furby Truck.