Firebreather is a film with a unique visual flair, a well-trod

coming-of-age plot, and a number of bizarre choices that led us to a

mixture of amusement and bemusement. You wouldn’t expect a straight-to-TV

movie to go through too many drafts, but the sheer number of strange

choices make for a movie that alternately bored us and gave us whiplash. Oh

well, at least we always have dodgeball.