Mourinho goes full meltdown as Man United lose 3-0 to Spurs thanks to goals from Harry Kane and Lucas Moura, Wolves' midfield of Neves and Moutinho (as well as the hand of Bony) help them get a point against Man City, and Arsenal get their first win of the season while Mesut Ozil sits it out.

Joey Barton's Banterrific Banterman Bonanza (the last one ever) includes a couple of crisp packets, and an excited Marseille fan.

And Win, Lose or Draw makes Colm look like a betting king, somehow.

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