Listeners share their "right of passage party" stories. In a test of whether or not Hell froze over, Gov. Newsom applauds the President and his Administration's handling of the Coronavirus in California, including the Grand Princess cruise ship that docked in Oakland with occupants that tested positive for COVID-19. We introduce a new segment: "Another One Bites the Dust" with up to date details on the latest casualties and cancellations as a result of the Coronavirus. One company is hosting a "flu camp" to test out a new vaccine and is offering test subjects for $4500 for their troubles. The 2020 Census is underway and Philip refuses to put down his address.