The gang breaks down a wild week one in the NFL, discussing the magic of Ryan Fitzpatrick's beard, the Browns historically amazing start achieved merely by not losing, and Chris' major issues with the LA rams colour scheme that must be linked to some childhood trauma 

As the CFL heads towards playoffs Tay dreams about an all west final and Chris admits defeat with the TiCats 

All that plus a Johnny Manziel conspiracy, hypocrisy in tennis and remembering hockey exists....