Well, it's that time of year, when we once again visit the pilgrims and that fateful first Thanksgiving in the new world. Will we learn why they brought so many tongs with them? Will we learn how hard it was back then to major in Getting Dirty and Staying Dirty? Will we finally understand why those children's books have a worm wearing a boot and a hat and laderhosen?

Sure. Sure we will. Why wouldn't we learn those things?