In all my 37 years of running the well dressing contest, never have I had to deal with someone so rude, so impudent, as that...person. Where did he come from? I know we don't have any rules on allowing people from other towns into the festival (to be honest, it hasn't really ever come up!), but I think maybe we need to consider putting some kind of...safeguard in place. If anything, just for the sake of the children!