Phoenix got LASIK this week and was bombarded with quotations about it. Instead of just reading you information and actual facts on the subject, he decided to just share his experience with the ENTIRE process. Lasers are assholes and shouldn't be feared. Secretaries are bitches. The title of this episode isn't serious so don't think it's a reflection of anything that actually happened. If you have any questions for Phoenix, send them to [email protected] www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead, available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)