Yo ho ho and a freezer full of Viennetta, fuckbuddies! Your pals Jen + Lillian are nostalgic for sweet moments of yore--both the frozen dessert and cult classic VHS variety. Only Charles Grodin's winning performance in 1993's CLIFFORD can save us from the woes of AI slop, class action lawsuits over dubious weight loss drugs, "cringe culture," and the constant disappointment of gig-based food delivery.