Welcome to 2016! Here's an ass in your face! The Ass of Everyday!

GOOFING IN THE NEW YEAR: By the way, we totally forgot to talk about the last party we went to... Yes, there was an additional party, but I didn't really remember it until I checked my phone camera so yeah. A good evening, obviously.

NOSTALGIA FOR EXPLOSIONS: How many blown off fingers is a child's smile worth?

FEAR: Anders is full of it. What can we do about it? Roller Coaster Sunday!