Someone stole Anders' phone and has been using it to sell lions. Like, do I even need to write anything more at this point? I'm pretty sure I can't say anything more tempting than that.
PHONE SCANDAL: Why does Anders feel bad about this? Because it is amazzing.
POST-FRAT-BOY: Oh and also Anders finished his god damn education! Finally!
NANOWRIMO 2.0: Okay so NaNoWriMo is over when Jakob says it's over, and apparently it's over when he's worked himself to death. Come hear him babble about writing and creativity as usual.