It was that time of year again, when the world was focused on Men’s Figure

Skating. It was a hot and steamy competition so far, with everyone

stimulated by the athletes, who themselves were clearly aroused by the

competition. Ben and Zane did their best to keep score, but with only the

barest knowledge of skating, they were reduced to the “hot or not” scale.

They gave mediocre scores overall, especially since much of the routines

were censored for the “family values” crowd. A winner was chosen by a

surprisingly generous Russian judge.